Saturday, November 28, 2009

hey long tym no c

Hey buggers....ssup?????
HOpe u guys r all well nd partying hard ....but studying harder hahahahahha.........
yeah yeah ...i know all of us here have become the ppl who only give advice bout studying nd nuthing else.....We r not fun nemore ..........M I right???

I had been thinkin bout writing sumthing for a really long time but never cud know wht to write bout ..........thn i realized the reason i dont have nemore topics to write bout is bcoz i have changed .........we all have........in some manner .....

As most of u guys know i live wid the same ppl i use to back there ....well almost.....still miss 5th yr buggers out here ........but thn its not the same ......
I always use to believe tht under the right circumstances a person can change drastically .....they can show u the best of their qualities or worst.........but here its totally different .......

This the place where reality hit us ....nd it hit us wid all its shite ass might .......some of us were totally shattered by the truth of not clearing the exam ,amol cleared but he really felt bad for us .....I on the other hand became passive agressive ....which i realized later.........

But thn slowly the circumstances became normal whn we joined our classes .....i guess it was becoz there were more ppl like us going through the same thing ....all of us shared common thing nd we might not say it out loud but we a re linked in some way ......

I guess this is the phase of our lives where we become all seriuos nd do wht we r supposed to do nd not wht we want to.......

When you have a lot of FREE time on your hand like us .....i.e whn we r not studyin or taking a break .....we tend to think a lot about our lives which is sumthing new for us if u know wht i mean.........
SOME of us think bout the good times they had back thn in peter.....Or the ppl they left behind nd hope tht they can be wid them together...........TRUST ME I KNOW ........they wud give anything nd i do mean anything jus to be wid them right now.......some of them tok to thier loved ones every day jus to feel better for a few moments untill the bitch reality hits them hard wid her long hammer...........

I on the other hand think bout the one i am gonna leave behind whn all this is over ......it was always my motto never to get too close to sum1 .......but i did ..........nd i dont have ne regrets ...nd i probably never will.....coz a few moments of happiness i worth a lifetime of sadness .........this is how i have changed......But what scares the shite out of me is the dark abyss of the future ....of not knowing wht is going to happen of how i am going

This is the point in our lives where we have to make some real life decisions nd have no regrets later no doubts eitther ....coz if we fail to do this ,thts it we loose ......Nd u know wht the fun part is u may not realize this right now but most of u r gonna be faced wid this same delima .....nd trust me whn the time comes all of us will make the right decisions ....the only point is to make sure tht u dont regret it later or doubt it later............Coz doesnt matter if u pass of fail this stupid exam u will always get a second chance for MCI .....But life only gives u 1 chance .... ...nd u have to act on it..........

The decisions we make afftect so many ppl ...........in so many different ways ....there is always gonna be some1 who will be hurt or sum1 who will be happy ....nd it is not upto us to make every1 happy....we can try, but thts it we can only try.....

AHHH......shayad bahut zyada emotioanl ho gaya ......FUCK IT .... dont care ....coz whn ever we sit together this is all we tok bout ....bout how miserable our lives our ....nd how much it scares us to think bout d future ....nd how much it sadens us to think bout d past.........but guess wht we r living .....nd so r the buggers we left behind .......so i guess in the end all will be good......M I RIGHT?????

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

help!!!!!!

Get me the fuck outta this nightmare ..........
Hey ppl ...ssup??
sorry i was off the hook for a while....but i did need a break frm everything......turns out there is no break in life ....the horrors of ur past keep following you.......nd all you can do is fight on forward..........
Sorry for not being my usual jolly self nd strting wid my very fav. line tht u guys shud have fun.....nd party hard.......
Lemme tell u ppl ......party as hard as u want nd have as much fun as u can .....but plz plz don't forget y u r there ....y u were sent there nd by whom ......
As u all know by now tht all of us flunked the exam except amol.....nd lemme tell u tht it was because of our arrogance nd laid back attitude.....which most of u guys have it too.....most of us didnt have tht competetitive spirit .....tht spark to ignite the fire .......amol had it ....the guy actually worked hard ....he slept only 5 hrs a day for 3 mnths ....nd he nd his room mate use to skip lunch coz it wud make them feel sleepy....he stayed in a place where most of us wudnt take a dump coz our shite wud get dirty,.......
But still whn I heard tht some ppl in our hostel ,our friends were toking tht he did some setting tht was very upsetting .............if u guys think tht like amol we can also study hard in 2mnths nd clear the exam thn u r welcome to try but i think because he did it doesnt mean u can too ......so plz strt studying now
This is especially for some ppl who i know nd lived wid.....mudi,dhiren,nemade ......these ppl will understand nd learn from us........but this is especially for sahil,anup...i have lived wid u guys i know u ppl r like me very laid back ...but lemme tell u ....last USMLE tries it didnt hit me tht much coz i knew i didnt study hard enough ....this also i got wht i deserved but i still wish i would have worked harder......
But whts gone is gone we r gonna try in march again ...but u guys still have a chance to begin fresh nd strt now.....

I am gonna end this now nd sorry this was not funny ,but here is my advice no actually it's jus a thought ....party hard coz these days r not gonna come back but study harder coz these days r not gonna come back ...........

Monday, September 14, 2009

LOVE!!!!

hey ppl........ssup????
Hope u guys r all good n enjoying life........if u r not thn plz do ....this r a few wonder yrs left for all of u .............dont make me come there nd personally kick the shite out of u guys..........

Now I know wht most of u r thinking "LOVE" thts jus lame even for me ..........nd u r probably right........u wudn't wanna b where i am right now...........now i dunno if u ppl know this but i kindda have a special relationship wid the airport......yeah all the airports in the world........now if i tell u this it'll be like taking it up from a movie or sumthing.............

First time i saw her was NOT at the airport but thts the only thing tht didnt happen there.....rest all of our major life changing events happend at airports all over the world.............
I still remeber whn i saw her at mumabi international she was standing wid her friends chatting whn i got out of my car wid my munna bhai walk nd my cool dude tok (STOP LAUGHING BAWA ....u too DEBO)........went over nd said ,"chalen, late ho raha hai".......
little did i know tht my last parting words wud be the same at an airport almost 6 yrs later........

She has been more thn a friend ....she's been a complete family package.....we've fought ....we've loved....nd we've lived......i dont think ne1 can replace her.....they can try but its gonna b very difficult...........
On sep 11 ..... i was there standing outside the gate where i told her the exact same words whn i was holding her troly, "chalen late ho raha hai "..........except i didnt have my munna bhai wok or my cool dude tok .....the bags felt as if they were a ton each ....nd was dragging my feet towards the gate.........i wasn't gonna cry or atleast thts wht i trying .........thn i kissed her goodbye nd never looked back..........i know i m gonna see her agian ,not like we live on different planets or sumtthin but its not gonna b the same.......
i know i am gonna b toking to her almost every day but its still not gonna b the same...............
B4 whn my classes were going on it was like she was jus a phone call away but now its not tht.........

It kills me jus to think tht probably delhi is gonna b the last time tht i get to see her.................after tht who knows where i'll b or where she'll be........but i think its for our own good......
i dunno why but i did this ....i always thought i was the sanest person on this planet not to get involved in any affairs or some bull like tht ...(after a minor incident in my 2nd yr..)i had decided not to fall for ne1..........but i did
Nd if given another chance i dont think i would do nething differently.......i wud make this same mistake a 100 time over nd a 100 times again ....even if it ment feeling shitty for a really long time....................
DO me a favour u guys .....jus sit down alone wheneva u get time for 15-20 mins jus sit by ur self nd think bout the ppl who u've meet in the last years .....think bout the impact they've had on ur zindagis .....good bad....dont matter.....now think wht wud have happend if tht particular person or ppl wudnt have come to russia .........
Would ur lives have been better or not so much ..........
If ur answer is really better which i dont think it will be thn i think u know wht u gotta do .....straighten out ur priorities
But if u think tht ...tht person made ur life better by comming over there nd being wid u ....thn go to them right now......thank them nd tell them tht u love them .............
I know its lame nd all tht but trust me i dont want u ppl to regret not saying it later.........
Coz once u ppl r outta there its jus gonna b u nd a big ass world tht'll eat u up if u dont play ur cards right .....thn u'll remember the ppl u left behind ....thn u'll feel like saying thm tht u missed thm ....but guess wht they r all gonna b gone........I hope tht never happens but if it does i dont want ne1 to have ne regrets.............

U'll tk care now.....see u guys soon ....love u'll nd miss u'll

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

transition period!!!!!!

Hello me ol' mates.....hwz u'll doin????

ok i tried but i still cant pull of the pirate accent......ne who how u guys been ???ur classes must have started already ......aahhhh bachoo hum bhi kabhi wahi par padha karte thay.......
So u buggers r enjoying or not???? abe saloo orkut pe ek msg karne ko kya hota hai????

Newho ....like in my other blogs where i try to give u all some gyan bout some of the things happening here in my this blog i am gonna do the same
Now its been almost 2 mnths since i left the heaven of my dreams (which i am trying desperately to get back to) nd came to this place MUMBAI
The city tht never sleeps!!!......the city of dreams!!!!a multicultural city......nd many more .....these r some of the phrases us mumbaikars like to use while giving our adresses to non mumbaikars....
(No offence to all the puneites ....ur city is also nice!!! :-) )
Now i dunno if the above statements are true but i can tell u they are not exaggerated....this indeed is an amazing city .........
when i first came here after getting my diplom it took me about 2 weeks to adjust to the idea tht i m nt going back ......i think thts the time whn i really started seeing the true colors of this city nd its ppl.......
My GOD this place has changed......Now i have never stayed back for a single vacation ....nd i have been here every single yr for 2 mnths but now it's like i was blind all those yrs tht i could not see wht this city has become.........
They have everything here nd everythings new ....but still there is one rule tht hasn't changed THE GOLDEN RULE,"paisa phek tamasha dekh",
the other day me nd a buddy of mine went out to get some juice on his bike.... no papers , no liscense ,no halmet.......as usual kismat gandu they toh pandu ne roka......in 50 buck he left us.....my buddy who came from US tht very day changed his facebook tagline to "cop bribed with 1USD"........tht was funny ....but if u really look at it he stopped us for our own good ....if we wud have had an accident him stopping us wud have saved our lives but we paid him to get ourselves in danger.....THT's freakin IRONIC..........isn't it??

WE have our classes in bahvan's college which in our time of 12th was not such a happening place ....now u gotta see it to believe it .......WE ,especially me, r like freakin uncles to them ....there was this kid who actually came up to me nd asked "uncle BHAVANS college yehi hai kya??" wid an attitude i might add ........i was like son of a bitch .....first of all i am not your uncle....nd second if u think i am ur uncle show me some respect kid........
Mumbai ki item ka toh kya bolu......its like girlz who were thirteen 6 yr ago nd who were kids playing in ur building garden .....r now suddenly 19 wering tight jeans ... tight top ....looking HOT!!!.......i mean where was their transition period or i use to roam around widout my specs in my past vacations :-( .........But 1 things not changed they still hang out in the gardens wid phones on their ears.....toking to their so called "friends" .....gimme a break .......me nd ibrar have been friends for 6 yrs nd roomamtes...par main phir bhi kabhi usse aise baat nahi karu.........
aur yeh ladkyaan tabhi 19 ki kyoon nahi thi jab hum 19 ke the......humare saath wale ladkiyoon ke bachhe hai yah honewale hai ....few of them roam aorund in the colony with TEMKAS.....
aur aisa bhi nahi hai ke we are 19 now...i mean i am half bald ....try to make ppl believe tht i am 19 wid this bald head man its difficult...........

2 thing more unpredictable thn mumbai ki item is mumbai ki train nd mumbai kay rain.....
i hate both of it mumbai train nd mumbai rain ......i hate the trains even more when it rains... rains trains ....trains rains ...agge ki poem tum likhoon......

since i came here i have been in the trains only once nd i guess thts enough.....wapas train nahi lunga....KUCH BHI HO JAYE.....
i was travelling to navi mumbai ...nd for those of u who dont know thts a long ass journey ........luckily i found a seat ...a window seat....us din toh agar casino jata toh jackpot kama ke ata....
nd thn there was a family of 15 gujus who came nd sat in the place of 12.....now there is sumthin u shud know bout us gujjus we like to shout.....ppl think we r very quite ppl...NO we love to herd nd in a place like mumbai the only way to herd is to SHOUT........now all of them were going to their cousins place coz his son fell from a 9 storey building nd died nd they were arguing how he fell .....thn the man next to me got a phone call nd he started explaining to the guy on the phone bout the mishap tht had happened ...now after a really long talk the man next to me says 9 storey ....meaning the guy on the other end asked him which storey did he fell frm ...like thts very important.....as i told u it was a long ass journey nd our destinations were the same so i had to participate in their grief (thts a nice thing bout us gujjus... nobody grieves alone,,,even in our grief we have competition... who can cry louder or shout louder ....we are different breed i tell u)
Ne who after a few stops whn every body went quite i thought there was nothing to tok bout WHewww........tht was a relief....thn suddenly one aunty starts discussing how he must have fell tht he must have fell on his back ,,,the ohter one says on the face because it took 1 hr to identify him .....like thts very relevent .....BUT THN n hr later my journey was over .....

MAN i tell u this city is amazin we have everything here .......beggers n billionaires .....mazdoors n movie stars ......bhais n MAPO,............chatoors nd chutiyas......WHT I DON'T HAVE IS a few more friends like you .....yaha hai friends par kya kare yeh dil maange more
OK bahut filmi ho gaya
FRM AMCHI MUMBAI
this is IMRAN MAKNOJIA
SIGNING OUT
PS:- if somebody got bored in between thn sorry i am not a professional writer so go F*** urself nd thn buy a novel hahahahahahahaha.......................

Thursday, August 27, 2009

i am back!!!!!!

HEY BUGGERS, ssup????
hope u guys r all good ....for everybody who is already there plz have a lotta fun ........for those of u who r gonna go there now u guys have too nd don't let me down.....i don't want u buggers to be studying n all .............MERA NAAM MITTI MAIN NAHI MILANA .........

It sucks to be here especially around this time coz ppl r getting back to their dreamworlds(trust me if u dont think it is now u will after its over). Today an old friend of mine who came back from US is also leaving ......wht sucks even more is tht i cant even go to drop him to the airport coz i have those stupid classes tomorrow(which is the only bahana for kuret hahahahhahaha )

Jus toked to meenaxi ,she is gonna leave tomorrow......but anup he is gonna leave today itself.....i jus finished toking to him ...he sounded excited .....of courese he is .....sala jaa raha hai......

Mudi called me a couple of days back .....as always future ka kya plan hai ....he is so tensed up bout his future .....DUDE LIVE IN THE PRESENT...........

And regarding the last post ...main kuch senti nahi ho gaya tha .....par sala tum log ke comment padh ke senti ho gaya ..........post likhne ke baad pata chala ooi bhende taki ....i CAN WRITE.........

WHTS gonna suck even more is that prathibha is gonna shift to chennai in sometime.....i dont know how i am gonna handle tht so i even avoid toking to her bout it.......but its there in my head nd in my heart tht she is gonna be gone soon....she is the girl who's taken most care of me out there ....i don't know if u guys know this but i never use to take tablets so she use to crush the tab. mix it wid sugar nd give it to me......yeah i remeber meenaxi doing tht once too ......but she messed it up.......
A few days back me n ibrar were toking about wht to do nd where to shift coz none of us wanna stay here (atleast thts wht i think)....badi badi baatien chal rahi thi ....that we can move to canada, london, aus .....none of this is gonna happen but we were jus kindda consoleing ourselves tht everything is gonna be okay .....we need not worry bout a thing ......i guess thts whn i realized nuthing is gonna happen nd we r not gonna be living together ....

this ass was the best roomamte someone can ever have.....i still remeber tht he told me he would miss me the most (near nakhodka) now i dont know if he was kidding por not but i sure do miss living with tht hypochondriac ass**** .....might as well face the fact that we r stuck here for the time being atleast........but i am telling you i will be a thousand times happier if i get to stay wid ne of u guys i mean my batch or the current 6th yrs......



Krunal bhai toh life ko full enjoy kar reles ......woh toh exam ko leke shayad tensed bhi nahi hai ....aur agar hai toh he is doing an amazing job of hidin it.......amit ,girish,vikas the dil chata hai trio is working hard to get throughthis time.....the ultimate thing was tht vikas bola he wants to get out of here ....woh bhi pak gaya hai ...........
and spidey apna toh full zoro shor main hai .....he is planning to go to aus .....i am sure uske baap koyle ki khaan main heera mila hai .......

Amol se kabhi kabhi baat hote hai ....uske toh buri tarah se phate padi hai .....now he evn toks to me in medical language ....bahut padhne laga hai ....its good somebody has to ......

I went to book my tickets for delhi ....man that exam scares the shit out of me.....sometimes i dont sleep the entire night jus thinking about it...pak gaya hoon ....
DEBO thanks for doing all those things tht i said .....
OHHH>>>BTW for those of u who dont know amol is a chacha now.....his bro had baby girl .....so congratulate him...

CHOW PPL keep writing

Saturday, August 22, 2009

starting to blog!!!!!!

this blog is created for all the ppl who i use to hang out wid in saint petersburg......HOPE to see u guys soon
today is my first day of blogging ...n jus like a virgin groom i have no idea what to do or wht to write in it....but i am gonna give it my best shot(i know what you are thinking sahil not that kindda shot).

I always did wanted to blog after i graduated nd was kindda hoping that all of you guys did the same.....it would be a way to keep in touch nd get updates on wht's happening in our lives.

A lot happened this year that i did not expect....talked to a few ppl i never imagined i would tok to (tht's right debo one of'em is u)...came very close to them also ......which i am very greatful for :-)
i don't remember much of wht happened after we got our diploms....the truth i dont wanna remember nd think about whts going on right now....i jus wish this was all a dream nd suddenly i would jus wake up in my room at the sound of anup asking me "imran bhai aaj khane main kya bannana hai ?????"or bawa comming to my room and asking me for kuret or zajegalka.
I guess i wouldn't mind hearing the annoying voice of MK sayin,"imran chai banao naa".....
BUT in these difficult times where we have to face the demon of MCI wht i miss is the confident nd ever ready voice of harsh sayin ,"ooi koy nahi ho jayega"in his full bekar punjabi accent...yaar kabhi yeah dialouge badal na nahi.

When i think about the movies i use to watch ,there is only 1 guy who comes to mind and tht is mudi .... DUDE WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MOVIES ....rest all jus suck. BTW anymore movies comming up that have a rating of 2 on IMDB.

AUR AGAR POOL KI BAAT KARO TOH DHIREN SE ZACHOT LENA ZARURI HAI ....AUR DHIREN KO SHABRI SE ZACHOT LENA ZARURI HAI LOL!!!!! (u play mind blowin man...i still remeber the reversal shot of yours)

But i guess the one person who is gonna miss me the most is shonal ......yaar ab tere saath flirt kaun karega......now that i am gone you will be all into GOD and the HOLY church
Meenaxi please don't let her take up nunhood(is that even a word)....LOL
i will be very dissappointed if she does.....disappointed wid u.......YOU are one of the few gurlz who i think are cool....nd trust me there aren't many...LOL
BAKI LADIYOON BURA MAT MANO TUM BHI THIK HI HO

OHH nd last but not the least the wiz kids , nisha nd vivek ,u guys shud do what you do the best...i.e. fight in a very loving way .....i still remember the time u jumped in the fire to save her ....dude tht was awsome....nisha i think for this atleast u shud laugh at his sad jokes.......

OK ABTAK toh all of u must be bored so i am gonna end this ....notice i havnt written nething bout my group coz they are here wid me.....prets,ibrar,krunal,amol ..........plz bura mat manna

OK GUYS